I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret

Kind of a sociologist

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asimovsideburns:

macko-99:

geekysteven:

A Betazoid character who isn’t in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

“Captain, I sense they know they’re about to get their asses handed to them”

Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

“You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you.”

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind… every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

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xormak:

prokopetz:

Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that’s inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

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